Short-form content has fried our brains 🤯. Now we’re basically competing with goldfish 🐠 to see who has the worst attention span… and I’ve probably already lost you, haven’t I? 😅
Jokes aside, focusing is tough. Not all of us are built like David Goggins—ready to run across broken glass shouting, “Who’s gonna carry the boats?!” 💪 But we can take steps to improve. Like a computer, it’s garbage in, garbage out 💻, so what you fuel yourself with really matters 🍽️.
Most of you probably thought of food, coffee ☕, or maybe even a White Monster 🥤 (my dentist definitely gave me an earful about those 😬). But hardly anyone thinks about how to fuel focus and avoid the dreaded crash 💥.
Well, Chris and James at Neutonic did. 🎉
Quick disclaimer: I’ve been a huge fan of Chris and his podcast 🎙️ for years. And James? Turns out he grew up in a neighboring town to me—should we be friends or enemies? Hard to say… but he drives a GT3 🚗, so I’ll let that slide.
So, what did they create? Neutonic. 🧃
Now, I’m not gonna pretend I understand all the science behind these drinks 🧪, so here’s ChatGPT explaining it like Ali G:
“Aight, check dis, cuz. You know when your brain’s like a Nokia 3310 📞, proper old school, yeah? You need dat upgrade, fam 🔧. Neutonic is like Red Bull’s clever cousin 🦅, innit—gives you wings, but also makes you pass your exams 📚. It’s got them adaptogenic tingz, nootropics—basically, brain vitamins for your noggin 🧠. Helps you stay focused, smash essays ✍️, and still have energy to chirps at the gal dem after 💃. Big up Neutonic, keepin’ the mandem alert without turnin’ into a crackhead 🚫. Respect.”
Neutonic is designed to help you focus and avoid crashes ⚡, so you can keep sharp for longer ⏳. That’s just a quick rundown—if you want the full scoop, check out their website where everything’s explained properly 🌐.
This isn’t sponsored—I just really like what they’re doing 🙌. I’ve even added Neutonic’s student discount to our website 🎓.
Want to check out Neutonic or grab their student discount?
👉 Head over to Neutonic and see why students are raving about it 🔥.
Written by your friendly focus-chasing nerds at FreePlug 🧑💻